1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. i tried - but they wanted cash.

5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

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10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

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15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still end up with the same boss.

18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

22] Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr:Get married.
Man:Will it help?
Dr:No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

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23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight

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